Adam Schiff is a Komodo dragon

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  1. Robert Urbanek
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    Rep. Adam Schiff, leading the impeachment inquiry, is the Komodo dragon and Trump is the water buffalo.

    Schiff is slow and methodical and has a weak bite. He can only nip at Trump’s heels but that is enough. The poisonous bite will never heal. The infected Trump will make increasingly feverish decisions and comments. Finally, he will fall into the muck, where he will be ripped apart by the dragons.
     
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    Sure you keep feeding yourself that line of silly bullshit. Just make plans to have your asses handed to you again and then a reckoning like you've never seen or even dreamed in your worst nightmare.
     
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    and if this never comes about will you be here saying "Ooops!".....just askin....
     
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    Trump is finding out if he can shoot someone on 5th ave and still have his supporters stick with him.

    so far so good.
     
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    You realize president Trump is about to destroy half the Dem party assets when the IG testifies before the Senate Judicial committee on Dec 11th right. After that bombshell report nobody will pay any attention to your pathetic impeachment hoax. :auiqs.jpg:
     
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    Interesting analogy, but the dragons themselves are doomed. The question is whether they have fatally infected the entire herd of buffalo.
     
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    As long as the person he shoots is a liberal.

    I don't see the problem. ... :dunno:
     
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    Don't insult komodo dragons and water buffaloes.
     
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    He wouldn’t have any shortage of cult members willing to be shot by him.
     
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    Schiff is a bee without a stinger. He pesters and makes a lot of noise, but he's got no bite.
     
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