Animal Stories

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    I want a micro piggy like that


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    This one lived in the back yard out by the barn for two years. I think someone had it as a pet and it decided to live in my yard after they turned it loose.

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    It's a 'bacon bit'!!!
     
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    i got one

    I got an animal story
    ..i have a rescue dog

    I got him off a homeless junkie in a lil shit hole city sitting on the side of a pilot gas station ....i was in the hood trying some street tacos someone told me about .


    Not talking about a bullshit I went to the pound rescue cause i saw a commercial .Someone abandoned a toy poodle Kinda sorta. its a long sad story how the degenerate junkie got him but i gave the degenerate junkie 70 dollars for the dog.

    He was emaciated , filthy , covered in fleas..had mites so bad his ears were black as night
    the dog to ....WOT

    He was filthy , the most pathetic lil creature you've ever seen
    Like Chelsea Handler pathetic THAT BAD

    WHEN i was driving him home he puked on the seat looked up at me ...then began to eat it .
    At least it wasn't liquid It was a long solid blob of many colors and I DO NOT KNOW WHAT that is

    BIGGEST Mistake EVER !
    Taking him home right away but I really had no choice .It took me a month to get rid of the goddamn fleas ......THE HORRAH! and im a guy who used to keep cereal in the fridge so i wouldn't get mice rats or roaches .THE HORRAH THE HORRAH!...the mites were gone in 2 or 3 days....

    Took him to the vet 3 times must of spent 500 already ...IT Would of cost me 1500 in NYC.

    Neutered shots, medicine ,he had a double tooth they pulled one, and a stay over night all at once ? $275.00
    I LOVE DIXIE !!!!!

    Shes wonderful! a real old school country vet . we live not to far form one of the best veterinarians colleges in the country ...that what the locals tell me anyway she had that degree on the wall

    They got a litlle barn in the back to for larger animals like ponys, hogs,donkeys ,and cows.

    SO why did he have to go 3 times? He was stroking out and having seizures ...i forget the name of what hes got.
    I got written down.

    So As i'm fatten him up a little......... besides dog food i'm feeding him everything i'm eating! (SPARE ME THE LECTURE I KNOW ). This dog has a sweet tooth and a half...the sugar was setting off his seizures ..He'll still get em but rarely now .He was getting them once, twice a week..IT FINALLY HIT ME shit! THE SUGAR IS SETTING HIM OFF.
    The night after they fixed him he stroked out in the office ......they gave him oxygen lol
    I think i'd stroke out and like some oxygen to if i woke up and my balls were gone.

    they're under control , he rarely gets em if they ever get bad she gave me a specialist i can take him to .

    When we first weighed him he was barely 4 lbs JUST skin and bones ..hes a chubby lil muscly sausage now...but no apple pie and ice creme ...He'll eat a whole pigs ear in one shot and not puke .The pigs ear is bigger than his head and he wont stop until its gone...Ive eaten BIG THICK ribeyes with him and he can go bite for bite and not puke

    Swear to god!

    I have him about a lil over year now hes smart as could be .It took me only a couple weeks to get him to stop crappin and pissin in the house. Still working on some serious abandonment issues. IM NOT kidding if im home ...just follows me everywhere..hes right behind me if i get up and go downstairs . Icant even sneak out ...sound asleep or not ...... outside dont even need a leash ..BUT panics if i get out of the car without him .

    WHen i come home its a whole frantic 20 minute hello the dog will actually whimper hes so happy to see me.

    Someone definitely beat him cause every time id raise my hand really or even just move fast he'd flinch ...not to smack him or anything im not a monster
    If ya yell at him he just rolls over on his side

    He was starving he'll eat any kind of paper ....krystal boxes with a little cheese stuck to the bottom are very good apparently ... but he'll eat a dirty paper towel with like windex and dirt on it. THAT habbit took a while to break

    Like i said hes a pathetic lil soul

    The only reason hes not behind me RIGHT NOW last night i went out drinking with mu bud the beer place we go to somebody brought strawberry moonshine ......UH boy SMOOTH

    we had dinner he passed out again the DOG is sleeping on his head...his womans pissed that why hes still here . i told him just blame me ....it wasnt my FAULT she wasnt buyin it anyway

    ...Im stuck with him now the vet thinks hes only 3 years old tops ! and they live 20 years
    If i didn't take him that day he probably wouldn't of made it .

    He needs a hair cut bad which is a plus the hot women at the grooming place go nuts for him
    look JUST like this
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    fag dog
    except raggier like a mini chewbacca...they especially need thier feet done ...its like chewbaccas arms , their hair is kinda like a sheep

    As soon as my place is ready im getting me a balckn tan coon hound pup or two red Doberman ....maybe all three

    The only other dog i ever had when i was younger was a rottie i went from a 140 lb big mush to gayest dog ever ..he only looked menacing he'd lick ya to death ...God i loved that dog .He actually saved my ass one night...long story short ...i was going into a warehouse house to get something i forgot

    IT was late
    I m a big guy but a car pulls up across the street 3 fuckin monsters get out .

    What they dont see is the rottie rottwieler in the back of my car .

    Theyre coming right towards me ..the dog starts going nuts and the cars bouncing up and down ...im not making this up THAT dog wouldn't bark for nothing...nothing made that dog bark

    rotties are not big barkers ...this sounds nuts BUT he knew trouble was coming right at me

    they turned around ...THEY TURNED THE FUCK AROUND!
    typical me

    GUYS can i help you ?whats a matter ? where ya going?
    all i heard back was " fuck you " LOL

    THE DOG saved me from a brawl or death !!
    They were gonna try and strong arm me while they robbed me and the place.....fuck that

    He died when he was 9 ....it was an accident to I was heartbroken for days .
    A brute to gayest dog ever!

    The large poodles are great water dogs and bird fetchers..and they're really not French they are originally a German breed.

    Believe me the guys at the range are relentless. They gave me shit all afternoon one day .Even the guy who rides around in his manly pickup with a pair of chihuahuas was givin me shit :auiqs.jpg:
    Good thing I dont need a safe space

    He didn't even have a name he comes when i snap my fingers and call him pup , pup pup, or fag dog .

    Pathetic as he is Hes a happy lil dog now ...hes got more stuffed animals than most 3rd world children ......bones to , mini tennis balls ...... forget it its ridiculous
    I pick em all up and put in one big pile and as the days go on they spread out all over the freakin place

    I'll put a picture of him up ... do a before and after his haircut? ..hes going this week
    Tomorrows Monday im calling making the appointment .

    chewie ...thats probably what i should officially name him
    cracka will work
    White with pink skin like a pinky ya feed to a snake

    I suspect hes a white nationalist pfffft lol

    2 dog stories for the price of one
    I got pictures of Rommel the rottie to
     
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    fag dof 2.jpg

    fag dog.jpg

    I told ya hes a pathetic lil ship wreck . i can only imagine what a shitty miserable first couple years he had.

    I also call him shit ass
    why ?because little hairy dogs sometimes get messy back there .SOMETIMES i gotta throw him in the sink and hose his ass down .
    Should i of just ignored the junkie and this poor pathetic retard of a gay dog?
    Just stepped over em both?
    Probably! .....i didnt think to far ahead AND i should of MADE the junkie give me 20 bucks to take him .....ya think !!! :04:
    I did jew em down form a hundred

    Before i got home he was probably already high ..GUARANTEED
    fuckin junkies

    yes thier eyes get dirty ya gotta wipe em down ? i do
    im calling today
    wash, shave, and some nail grooming.
    HEs a total mess
    OH GOILS IM going to the beauty parlor

    look at those feet chewbacca
    that was my blanky
    thats his blanky now

    i made him his own little bed he loves it

    I also used to have a beautiful leather chair THAT I HAD FOR YEARS
    it was a lil pricey when i bought it....i bought it in a store where we sneer at broke ass wanna be ivy league suburbanites bigshots.
    Its destroyed ! from him stomping on it with his nails .
    he stamps his feet in a funny little gay dog kinda way
    it my gift to him ...uh boy

    i put it next to the fish tank for him hes fascinated by the fish.
    When i grab his leash he automatically hops on it so i dont have to bend over and put his leash on ....hes smart as could be and a lucky little bastard that i found him ..

    i'm stuck ...ya cant really drop em off at a pound ...they usually get put down .
    I could of looked for somebody to take him ...thats what i was gonna do
    MY sister " OMG SEND HIM TO ME "
    Really ? lol i dont think you know what yer asking for.
    poor lil pathetic soul

    I told him a coon hound brother or some dobbies with his own fenced in yard n pool with access from a doggie door...its a comin
    ya see these new doggie doors ? you put a transmitter on your dogs collar he can come an go
    frisky brave raccoons ..NOPE

    If worse comes to worse i can always air mail him to Venezuela
    JUST add a couple rotten potatoes out of the garbage VIOLA!
    DEMOCRATIC SOCIALIST dinner for two is now served .

    god loves retards and drunks
    He was looking out for this lil retard when i wandered across him
     
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    Kong.
    I bought a black Kong for my black lab in 2002.
    He died in 2011, but the Kong didn't.
    Meanwhile, I bought a golden retriever, and he enjoyed chewing and playing with the Kong, (he's 10 years old as I write this).
    I bought a second black lab in 2016, and I bought a second Kong so each dog could chew.
    Unfortunately, this young black lab developed a cancer in his right hip, and we had to have him euthanized before he was two years old.
    In 2018, I bought an 8-week-old black lab/border collie cross.
    I bought a new black Kong to replace one that had rolled under the deck. Last week she destroyed the new one.
    Today I bought another black Kong, which she destroyed in just over an hour.
    WTF?
    Are these things being made out of papier mache?
    They cost over $20 Canadian each.
    I'm posting to issue a warning, and to ask for recommendations.
    Anyone?
     
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    Sad that a dog would get cancer so young. Also sad that Canada never solves the problem of their way overpriced items; or are you doing a good job of not letting China own you like the US? If so, then it might be a good price to pay.
     

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