Camel, Cow, Donkey Found Roaming Together Along Kansas Road

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    A camel, cow, and a donkey walk into a bar.....

    GODDARD, KAN. (AP) — Authorities have found the owners of a camel, cow and donkey that were spotted roaming together along a Kansas road in a grouping reminiscent of a Christmas Nativity scene.

    Police in Goddard had asked for help over the weekend in a Facebook post locating the owners of the “three friends traveling together (towards a Northern star).” The post said that if police couldn’t find the owners, they would be “halfway toward a live nativity this Christmas season.”

    https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/kansas/articles/2019-11-18/camel-cow-donkey-found-roaming-together-along-kansas-road
     
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    Surely symbolic of the Dem party. Muzzies, fat women and the donkey speaks for itself.
     
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    That was just the democratic national convention.
     
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    I remember driving down the road in South Carolina one time and a guy was chasing an ostrich..

    I am thinking what heck
     
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    Someone told a friend of one of my buddies that they escaped from an orgy at Shiff's house...

    According to the Dimwits, we have absolute proof that Shiff is into bestiality!!!
     
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    Democrats on the road to the white house. heading the wrong direction lol
     
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    LMAO Good one.
     
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    but did they walk into a bar??
     
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    Animals walk together in peace. Trumpettes see it & spew hate & bigotry. Go figure.
     
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    They can't help themselves....they are miserable inside....
     

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