Colonoscopy thread Pt 2. OK I had one, so here is some info.

Discussion in 'Healthcare/Insurance/Govt Healthcare' started by MarathonMike, Aug 21, 2019.

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    I remember mine, I got it in a teaching hospital. They wheel me in, the doc asked him if it was ok for the students to come in and observe, I said "fine, join the party". I started doing commentary on my colon, but then I think they gave me a little more dope so I was out of it until the end of the procedure
     
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    Aren't drugs wonderful?
     
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    When you mentioned students, I expected you to say that when you woke up, you had a Sharpie moustache and eyeglasses scribbled on your face and a bottle of Old Smuggler in your hands .
     
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    I figured the doctor gods just dont think you're worth saving after 75.

    I still think that's the answer.

    Obama would say, "just give them a pill."
     
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    My grandfather felt like that, and with good cause.

    He came to America as a kid in 1908, and never went to a doctor, ever.

    Not until he was in his old age 60 years after, did he break down and listen to those who told him to see a doctor.

    They killed him within a fortnight.
     
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    During my first one I woke up in the middle of the procedure yelling Oh! Oh! Oh! and the doctor told them to give me another shot. In his hand he held a clear plastic funnel and it looked as big as a traffic cone.
     
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    When I had conscious sedation for my dental implant surgery, I remember the whole thing pretty well, even though they gave me the same shit they gave me for the colonoscopy.
     
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