Got my eye on one of these.....

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    What in the fuck? You know what goes into smokers? Wood, that's what.

    Oak is good, Maple, Cherry, Hickory, Mesquite, Citrus.

    WTF is this pellet stuff?
     
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    WTF is terlit paper and how can it save me money on my glass eye?
    .............and is it cheaper than Windex?
     
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    Wood
     
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    The dog licks your ass and the glass eye, then you save on both..
     
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    So.. you can't like.. cut it into pieces and this thing will work, right?
    Has to be pellets? FAIL.
     
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    I either have the choice of giving up brisket smoking or continuing smoking brisket.
    I'm not staying up all night to tend an $80 dollar brisket,I did that for years during competition Cook Offs and I dont have the patience anymore.
     
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    You're sick......I'd never let my dog lick my ass.
    I mean what would that do for the cleanliness when it came down to my glass eye?
     
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    The pellets are made of pure wood.
     
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    If ya wanted to cut pieces of oak or hickory into the proper size it'd work just fine.
     
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    They make sprays for that..
     

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