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    Welcome to USMB!

    Make sure you have plenty of coffee on tap, and a straitjacket on hand. You'll need it when you come across some of the most debauching folks on here. :D
     
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    I want to go back and see Lourdes someday.


    LOL. I scuba dive.


    I'm not a screamer, so I guess nobody will hear me LOL.
     
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    Diver Diva , i hope you stick around at the forum...some member leave that were here for a long time or not we are becoming almost a small group that everyone know each other:). So you could post here at the forum anywhere you wich for:) i am not used to talk like this LOL but i think for this time i need to do it ;)
     
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    Thank you Dalia, tu es très gentil! I'm not going anywhere.
     
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    Welcome to the Jungle...
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    Usually we wait to find out we are dealing with a right wing nut job before we start talking like that.
     
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    The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
     
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    But it's Introductions, sealy--she's supposed to tell us a little about herself.
     
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    Why are you trying sweep me under the carpet? I'm much worse than you are blue writer.

    Oh and welcome OP.
     
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    Welcome to USMB, Diver Diva! Hope you enjoy the boards. :)
     

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