Just found out that in 2020 your Unemployment check is now close to 60% less than your normal pay

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    So I cant say........"good morning fluffy buns" to a female coworker with a fat juicy ass???

    You can.....you just won't get an unemployment check when they fire your ass.
     
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    Im old enough to know if a woman is attracted to you she will giggle when you say that
     
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    And if she's an ugly bitch, she'll get your ass fired.
     
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    I dont talk to ugly women at work
     
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    Until they get you fired, then you say they were an ugly bitch.
     
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    I never applied for unemployment. Is that a good thing?
     
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    It means you BIG TIME
     
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    Say what?
     
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    Since you never had to apply it shows you always had money in your account
     

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