Texas Grandmother Fends Off Machete-Wielding Robbers With A Child's Scooter...

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    Clown-masked robbers armed with machete get beaten down by scooter-wielding grandma: cops

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    These are the faces you make after an elderly woman kicks your ass with a kid's toy.
     
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    But grown men on USMB insist all must be armed with firearms or else they be dead...
     
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    I just imagine them trying to explain this to their fellow inmates.

    "So, what are you guys in here for?"

    "Um... child rape. Yeah, that's it."
     
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    That's funny you said that. Glocks work so much better on thieving clowns than scooters....
     
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    They also work better than machete’s. Thank goodness the robbers didn’t have one.
     
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    It would have been a good shoot.

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    That woman is a Texan. I'm surprised she didn't have a gun shot shoot those two assholes with.
     
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    In Texas she would have been fine

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    Thieves don't usually rely on machetes. That elderly couple got lucky. Scooters are usually ineffective.
     
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    True. You have to be one of the dumbest criminals in the world to not use a gun in your crimes here in the U.S., where it is easier for a criminal to get a gun than anywhere in the world.
     

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